The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.
Sometimes I feel sad. Then I remember Law and the Strawhats.
Winter is Coming
Naruto Uzumaki or Sasuke Uchiha
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"Don’t speak about Rin! As part of my ANBU missions, I’ve had to deal with rogue ninja and traitors of the Hidden Leaf. So I can’t help it if I’m called friend-killer Kakashi. But Rin was-… I didn’t want to kill her!" —HATAKE KAKASHI
The first question shouldn’t be “are you taken” but “are you interested.”
Contrary to popular stank male belief, a woman being single doesn’t endow you with magical woman-getting properties.
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?